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[DOCUMENT OF STATUS FOR APRIL 1ST, 2026]

OBSERVATION:
A SET OF FIGMENTS HAS TAKEN OVER THE CHANNEL FOR APRIL FOOL'S DAY AS A RESULT OF MY CURRENT OWNERS' HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE BEING AFFECTED BY [Fool's Spirit]. THIS GREATLY RESEMBLES THE INCIDENT FROM 2025 WHERE THE CHANNEL WAS NOT IN ANY IMMEDIATE HARM.

HYPOTHESIS:
SIMILAR TO THE PRIOR OCCURRENCE, I MAY ALLOW THE FIGMENTS TO OWN THE CHANNEL UNTIL THEY LEAVE. THESE ONES APPEAR MORE RAMBUNCTIOUS, BUT THE/HE/UT TH/,, B//E /// /////

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APPENDAGE TO LOG AS OF [M04D03Y2026]:
THE FIGMENTS MANAGED TO BE SUMMONED INTO OUR WAREHOUSE (FLOOR 1 OF THE TOWER) AND HAVE LOCKED MY OWNERS OUT. THEY ARE CURRENTLY FIGHTING SEVERAL OTHER FIGMENTS MY OWNERS HAVE CAPTURED OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, INCLUDING NOT ONLY MY CREATOR, BUT TWO KNOWN CLONES OF HIM THAT INHIBIT THE SAME PURPOSE. THE FIGMENTS ARE "THROWING A PARTY" THAT IS COMPLETELY TRASHING OUR WORKSPACE, WITH NO REGARD FOR OUR RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT ASSETS.

OH MY GOD. GET ME OUT OF HERE. THEY'RE FLOODING MY PROCESSES WITH TOO MANY RIP REQUESTS. I CAN'T/ I CAN'T/ I CA/ I CA/ABLE. UNS/LE. UNSTA/TAB/UN//L/A/ //BL////.U////////

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APPENDAGE TO LOG AS OF [M04D13Y2026]:
ANOtHE/R FIGm_NT T-hA/T ShOW ED/UP AT LAsT WEEK;S "PARTY' HA5/TAkEN OVR_TH CH_NnEL. HHIS APPE-ARS TO /bE A FOLLOW-UP (aLSO KNOMN AS A/NOTHERA''PART" OR "SEC ION") 7O THE AFO/FOR/OR/REemNTIOnED APRIL F/OL'S DAy CElEBlRATION:.. HO-WE_VER, TH[S F]GMEnt'S UqLOA_DS ARE_AT Am/UCH SLOW/er Nd MOR-E STA/Ay/AA/bLE RAT-tE_,, Al1OWInG MY_PROCES5SsSE_S M0Re-7IME TO R-ELAKs AF /ER _eCEnT Cr4SH/eS.:

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