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>>> Directory of N:/LoreProjects/MinecraftUT2
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<INF> Introduction
>>> A video was uploaded to Kirb's YouTube channel titled ["Minecraft - UNDERTALE 2"] on February 4th, 2025. The video is 17 minutes and 38 seconds long. It shows gameplay of Minecraft and is themed around Kirb in most parts, but also dropped lore on the status of the [Kade Clones] at the time.
<INF> First Gameplay
>>> The video starts at night at the top of a snowy mountain in its forest. The player fights hostile monsters and gathers resources until they notice a house over the cliffside. They carefully scale down the mountain and approach, fighting more monsters along the way. Once they enter the house, they turn on its lights for clarity, showing its owners are the clones.
>>> The player soon climbs onto the roof of the house and circles around it a couple times to examine it. They dig at a miscolored block and uncover a hidden chest titled "Time!Kade Log 0", reading as follows:
/BEGIN/
> 116633388552224477
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> //.lmth
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> it's in the mountain
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> just keep digging
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>
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> -time!kade
/END/
>>> The player returns and re-hides the book, then drops off the side of the house. They sprint over to the mountain and begin excavating. After a short while, they notice a thin opening already carved out, leading into the mountain with lights along the path. They enter a pair of wooden doors and walk down a hallway.
<INF> A Prerequisite
>>> Before the main event, there is a storage room with multiple chests labeled with different usernames and "Slot" numbers. They are examined as follows:
/BEGIN/
> [SLOT 1] SonicKade2048
> [SLOT 2] JettRocketX
> [SLOT 3] IgniteTheFlames
> [SLOT 4] (EMPTY)
> [SLOT 5] KomodoPhoenix
> [SLOT 6] AudeRevenant
> [SLOT 7] GLITCHSPAWN99
> [SLOT 8] VirtualViru
/END/
>>> The player marks their name in the 4th slot and stores most of their items away, writing the username "PoisonedWrath". They keep their weapons, a few stacks of food and some building blocks, then enter the main room.
<INF> The Underlying Reference
>>> We are shown various posters hanging on the walls with the immediate one being a display of "UNDERTALE 2". This is a known joke on [SiIvaGunner] which includes its own rendition of this video, showing those who've seen the original that this upload is an extended-length reference. Nevertheless, the player examines the room and its portraits out of confusion, a list of which will be given later in this archive. They enter the doorway to the west and discover even more paintings scattered about, as well as a large shaft leading downward covered in green wool blocks. The player prepares themself and drops down, falling in a small pool of water which, by Minecraft logic, negates all fall damage. They enter a room that has a hanging sign over a door, reading "FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING INSIDE" on one side and "LOUD AUDIO WARNING INSIDE" on the other. They brace once again and open the door, seeing one final poster before being blasted by a strobing image of Kade with blaring music playing. This is, again, a reference to SiIva, using a Kirb-ified version of the meme in tandem.
<INF> It's Not Over 'til It's Over
>>> While the original video ended after the jumpscare, Kirb's continues by having the player escape the room and climb back up the shaft. They use the building blocks they have to build a pillar upwards, exiting the west room and making their way to the east room. It's a more open dining area with a reception desk and seating. They wander around and inspect the room, then enter a 3rd-person perspective and play to the camera again. After some time, they discover another hidden chest with another log by Time!Kade, numbered 1 this time. It contains 7 pages and reads as follows:
/BEGIN/
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> don't let the facade of jokes and laughter fool you
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> he's leaked into timeline b
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> he froze the negadrive in time
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> he's trying to merge both timelines together
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> ultimately
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> he wants to kill kirb
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> for what reason other than malice and being designed that way, i don't think there is one
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> nobody knows where kirb is
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> all 3 of his sonas are out of the picture
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> and frankly i'm surprised nightscar wasn't only targeting the human one
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> he might want to destroy everything kirb created too
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> including us
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> we've been running for as long as we can
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> once the negadrive froze over we got ejected out of its teleporter
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> the four of us fled and are trying to hide in this world, but i know we'll have to flee again eventually
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> to whoever is reading this, please be careful
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> if you're a figment, stay away from nightscar and don't challenge him
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> if you're a human on the other side, just keep your guard up
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> he has access to all of kirb's socials now, but it seems like he's taking care of other business first
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> his henchmen are doing other work too
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> and who even knows where kade and cloud are at this point
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> i hope we can find shelter soon
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> i'm tired of hiding
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> -time!kade
####################
/END/
>>> The player returns the book again and exits to the main room. They look at the posters one more time and play to the camera again, but they also take off their armor to reveal who they are: This seems to be D-Sides Kade, another rendition of Kade based off a subset of internet culture. As of writing, we aren't sure of the importance of the collective of these "Remix" Kades, nor the .EXE Kades that go along with them; they appeared in their own multi-Universe Dimension and have been dormant until this video, so we will keep tabs on whether or not they continue to influence the main Timelines and lore. That said, D-Side Kade collects his items from the storage room and makes his way to the clones' empty house, turning all the lights off and thus ending the video.
<INF> The Posters
>>> Many of the default Minecraft posters were replaced with drawings Kirb made post-2020, as well as the final one used for the visual gag. There are 17 posters in total.
/BEGIN/
> The initial "UNDERTALE 2" poster, redrawn to fit the lower resolution [Link]
> The first half of Kirb's "Despite everything, it's still you" drawing [Link]
> The second half of Kirb's "Despite everything, it's still you" drawing [Link]
> A drawing of Kade fighting the Family Dragon in space, referencing his earliest lore [Link]
> A drawing posted to Twitter, depicting Kirb's romantic interest with Twilight based on an art piece that began trending [Link]
> A portrait drawing of Reimu Hakurei from Touhou Project, made in conjunction with a birthday present Kirb gave to one of his friends [Link] [Comic] [Textless]
> A portrait drawing of Cirno from Touhou Project for the same reason [Link]
> A drawing of Susie from deltarune, the first one Kirb made during October 2024 [Link]
> A colored drawing of Flowey in tandem with a collection of doodles Kirb made [Link 1] [Link 2]
> A crop of Tiffature from her initial design drawing [Link]
> A portrait drawing of Quote from Cave Story, made in conjunction as fan-art for the webseries "Doukutsu Iterations" [Link] [0] [1] [2] [3] [4] [M]
> A skeletal x-ray of Kirb with a large aux cord jammed into his skull, referencing the "Friday Night Crunchin'" FNF mod and its song "Rumor" [Link]
> A drawing posted to Twitter, depicting a custom design Kirb made for a species designed by user "VioMarks" [Link]
> A crop of fan-art Kirb drew based on the webseries "Catastrophe Crow"/"Crow 64" [Link]
> A drawing of the character "Munch" from "Tribal Hunter" [Link]
> A fullbody drawing of Kirb's pony sona [Link]
> A rendition of the "You just got BEANED!" image using Kade, replacing the link on the side with a link to his Neocities site [Link]
/END/
<INF> Log 0's Puzzle
>>> Backtracking a bit, Time!Kade's 0th log had a small puzzle to solve to find a secret HTML page -- though, there are actually two. Going to [116633388552224477.html] will take you to a black page with a couple of Minecraft assets on them; a sign with a nametag superimposed onto it sits atop a chest, and the tab name reads "* (You're on the right track...)". What needs to be done is replacing the numbers with the initials that correspond to the chests in the storage room. All the capital letters (aside from GLITCHSPAWN, which is fully capital) slot into the numbered spots and spell a new filename. Going to [SKARITFVVKPJRXPWGS.html] will take you to a conversation between Nightscar and his team. They discussed their plans for 2025, making this the precursor to ["To Uphold a New Order - SonicKade2048"].
<INF> Conclusion
>>> We still do not know the status of the Kade clones and whether or not Nightscar will strike. The Voice still has control over Kirb's channel and is uploading what he chooses, so all we can do for now is wait.
>>> WRITTEN BY
>>> [ Jumber ]